It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
so much tequila, so little girl.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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