the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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