Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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