I think i peed on brittanys purse
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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