he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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