So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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