Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just want nice things and good sex
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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