Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She's the barista slut.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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