He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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