so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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