yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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