used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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