Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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