idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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