Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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