who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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