I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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