Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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