So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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