i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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