Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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