Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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