Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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