i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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