oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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