shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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