I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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