you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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