he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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