we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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