dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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