he wants to bone in the snuggie
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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