he wants to bone in the snuggie
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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