Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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