Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
do nipples grow back?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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