I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You are the jesus of drinking
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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