he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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