And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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