No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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