Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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