i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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