What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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