she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
