Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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