Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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