Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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