We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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