I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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