I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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