so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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