I cockslap morals
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We don't watch enough power rangers
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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