What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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