i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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