STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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